This guy’s excuse for having weed was so bad, the cops roasted him on Facebook

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This guy’s excuse for having weed was so bad, the cops roasted him on Facebook
I’m sure any given officer has heard every excuse out there from people caught with drugs. “Uuhh.. that’s not mine.” “Those are portobello.” “Forget the drugs, officer, there’s a dragon coming straight for us!” But this guy’s excuse was so lame, the cops couldn’t help but mock him on Facebook. When the St. Marys, Georgia, police department found 26-year-old Richard Relliford with a Ziploc bag full of ganja during a traffic stop, they shared a photo of the confiscated plants — as well as Richard’s fantastically terrible excuse — on their Facebook page.

When the St. Marys, Georgia, police department found 26-year-old Richard Relliford with a Ziploc bag full of ganja during a traffic stop, they shared a photo of the confiscated plants — as well as Richard’s fantastically terrible excuse — on their Facebook page.

This guy’s excuse for having weed was so bad, the cops roasted him on Facebook
Slick move, Dick. (Side note: there’s no way a full pound of weed is in that bag unless it’s the densest shit known to man). It seems like cops everywhere have been ramping up their social media game. There were the cops who shared the photo of the old-fashioned pistol they confiscated. And the cops who responded to a woman’s tweet asking for pot. Some people say they shouldn’t post this kinda stuff online, but I’m all for our men and women in blue having a little fun with their extremely stressful jobs. They aren’t shaming people like those magazines full of embarrassing mugshots that you find on every gas station counter. h/t someecards

(Side note: there’s no way a full pound of weed is in that bag unless it’s the densest shit known to man).

It seems like cops everywhere have been ramping up their social media game. There were the cops who shared the photo of the old-fashioned pistol they confiscated. And the cops who responded to a woman’s tweet asking for pot. Some people say they shouldn’t post this kinda stuff online, but I’m all for our men and women in blue having a little fun with their extremely stressful jobs. They aren’t shaming people like those magazines full of embarrassing mugshots that you find on every gas station counter.

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that one crazy cat lady
that one crazy cat lady
Mar 20
lol
Joseph Good
Joseph Good
Mar 20
looks between 3-4 ounces. far from a lb lol
Michelle Morris
Michelle Morris
Mar 21
@Joseph Good
Lol 4 ounces is a pound lol also a lb.... lmao
Joann Cangialosi - Locascio
Joann Cangialosi - Locascio
Mar 21
@Michelle Morris
Hahaha. Way to school him LOLOL // @Michelle Morris: Lol 4 ounces is a pound lol also a lb.... lmao
Nate Bruce
Nate Bruce
Mar 20
corrupt coos want to charge him for a pound of it. a******s.
Tracy Luster
Tracy Luster
Mar 20
worlds dumbest criminals
Christopher Stack
Christopher Stack
Mar 20
corruption.
Brandon Salinas
Brandon Salinas
Mar 20
weed not a drug. person posting this an idiot.should better use time for talent meth problem.
Unidentified Bitch
Unidentified Bitch
Mar 21
@Brandon Salinas
That is exactly what I was thinking!!!
John Wofford
John Wofford
Mar 20
Jeez, When will "they" wake up? Marjuana is nothing more than an exotic house plant.
Dawon Tyler'Fulse
Dawon Tyler'Fulse
Mar 21
😮lmmfao😮
Khrystiey Bowick
Khrystiey Bowick
Mar 21
lmao
Steven Potter
Steven Potter
Mar 21
he probably did have a lb when they started. after each cop pocketed their own oz, that's what is left. simple, everyday, story problem math. did.
Steven Potter
Steven Potter
Mar 21
duh. stupid auto correct.
Bobby Robinson
Bobby Robinson
Mar 21
thats maybe 2 onces
Joseph Jessup
Joseph Jessup
Mar 21
That is clearly not even near a Pound
Jason Shewalter
Jason Shewalter
Mar 21
poor doods in Georgia go to jail for brick weed it's a cryin shame
Trina Roy
Trina Roy
Mar 21
This bs they don t know lb from half oz ...them cops stupid get them pull heads meth heads off street weed never killed anyone not made them steal or break in on pple ..get the meth heads weeds been around so long these new druggies don t know what weed is they strung out on the hard shit out there now from Roxy oxy suboxene meth ...they all need to be arrested for along time ....old skool.
Kenneth Ealey
Kenneth Ealey
Mar 21
a f****n 1/2 zip!! C'mon man!!