So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot.

So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot.

1.So, I walk in on daughter masturbating with a carrot.

I shout, "Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"

2.I lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that I heard that made sense in English.

Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China.

The governor: Fine people...I don't know.

Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do?

Farmer: I'm a farmer.

Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government?

Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced.

Xi asks: if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?

Immediate yes from the farmer. The governor asks if he may asks a question and Xi says, of course.

Governor: if you had two cows, would you give one to the government.

Farmer: No. Never. Please don't ask.

Xi is confused: But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?

Farmer: I actually have two cows.

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Goody Rumdinger
Goody Rumdinger
May 19
that's nothing I walked in on my son masturbating with his best friend and Pillow Pets
josh Miller
josh Miller
May 19
@Goody Rumdinger
whoa buddy lmgdao
Sharon Rk Chenoweth
Sharon Rk Chenoweth
May 19
@Goody Rumdinger
It's a joke. Read the joke -- "" I was going to eat that later -- now it's going to taste like carrots ""-- sick & incestuously disgusting.
Cole Hedrick
Cole Hedrick
May 19
@Sharon Rk Chenoweth
// @Sharon Rk Chenoweth: It's a joke. Read the joke -- "" I was going to eat that later -- now it's going to taste like carrots ""-- sick & incestuously disgusting. duck you
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JD KD
JD KD
May 19
good oneπŸ‘
Will Casey
Will Casey
May 19
I Us a cucumber ,on my Gril friend.Way Better Haha,ha...
Carla Queen
Carla Queen
May 19
@Will Casey
she then should have used that same cucumber on you!
Will Casey
Will Casey
May 19
@Will Casey
Ha,ha,ha Thank you...
Kastmaster 2000
Kastmaster 2000
May 19
The first joke is nasty. So the father or mother is going to eat their daughter... Nasty
Riley Reid Veronica Rodriguez
Riley Reid Veronica Rodriguez
May 19
@Kastmaster 2000
yum πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹
Steven Rubin
Steven Rubin
May 19
Sodom and Gomorrah on steroids
Shafiq Nazari
Shafiq Nazari
May 19
I like the first one awesome
Cipriano Beltran
Cipriano Beltran
May 19
Daaannngg ! , I sure nough would liked to have been that carrot . Betrer still , I would have eaten that carrot after she came all on it and finish.
Riley Reid Veronica Rodriguez
Riley Reid Veronica Rodriguez
May 19
@Cipriano Beltran
dam thats a little much yo lol
Ron Veal
Ron Veal
May 20
that p***y was hot
Ron Veal
Ron Veal
May 20
wish i could have put this big black d**k on her she wont do it no more lol